I have never stood up during a standup

a long time ago in my old company we actually stood up for a while
then we grew too much and it turned into a lame status meeting

yeah it was a huge waste of time tbh
i dont really buy ‘agile’ (seems like nobody does it right)

tired of standups cuz it makes me have to invent ‘progress’ every day
just lemme chill and finish shit without telling u every day

same…

From: MasterOfMagic at 2021-07-10 14:54:35
I can tell how little work someone gets done on my team by how long their update at the standup takes. Short and sweet? Busy and did a lot of things. Long winded? Someone’s bullshitting.

It’s about 85% predictive for my team - if someone consistently takes long to describe their work yesterday and work today then they will miss their deliverables.

lmao this is an interesting perspective. i could see how it makes sense

From: sanora at 2021-07-10 17:15:33
i’m on call and it makes me wanna die how do i get a job where i don’t have to get paged at midnight

damn that sucks
not getting paged is my main motivation to make things stable
i think i’ve been lucky so far