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a long time ago in my old company we actually stood up for a while
then we grew too much and it turned into a lame status meeting

yeah it was a huge waste of time tbh
i dont really buy β€˜agile’ (seems like nobody does it right)

tired of standups cuz it makes me have to invent β€˜progress’ every day
just lemme chill and finish shit without telling u every day

same…

From: MasterOfMagic at 2021-07-10 14:54:35
I can tell how little work someone gets done on my team by how long their update at the standup takes. Short and sweet? Busy and did a lot of things. Long winded? Someone’s bullshitting.

It’s about 85% predictive for my team - if someone consistently takes long to describe their work yesterday and work today then they will miss their deliverables.

lmao this is an interesting perspective. i could see how it makes sense

From: sanora at 2021-07-10 17:15:33
i’m on call and it makes me wanna die how do i get a job where i don’t have to get paged at midnight

damn that sucks
not getting paged is my main motivation to make things stable
i think i’ve been lucky so far

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