I have never stood up during a standup

yesterday after standup my boss started asking me about my hobbies and whether i was still making time for myself to do things other than work and what i did in my free time and family life so i disconnected my router and pretended that i lost internet so i could avoid the conversation

smoked a bowl

everything fucking sucks man

same i just make shit up most days tbh

i’m on call and it makes me wanna die how do i get a job where i don’t have to get paged at midnight

unsurprisingly our devs don’t give a shit about that since htey don’t have to get woken up at 3 am when their shit breaks

i applied for a job thursday with a 1 week on call rotation where you’re only actually on the pager for 12 hours bc half of the workforce is in europe and can take the rest of the 24 hour period and i saw that a tech manager from there peeped my linkedin yesterday and i’m literally begging them to call me bc i’m burning out rapidly