I have never stood up during a standup

We do scaled agile framework at work, so we have daily stand ups, but we never stand during them.

Is this common or do we just suck at this particular development religion?

I take that back. We did stand for a standup once when the agile coach for the department was observing standups for each of the scrums.

We also do the “this is the standup but it’s really a status meeting” anti-pattern.

Really says a lot about software developers if they find standing more than fifteen continuous minutes to be uncomfortable or a burden.

The “this is just a status meeting” anti-pattern seems to be common.

The product owner of our team used to be an agile coach, and he talks about ‘capital A agile’ and ‘just agile’, and it hurts every time.

Took down a few deltas and sent out the action items.

King shit.

Sangreen

I can tell how little work someone gets done on my team by how long their update at the standup takes. Short and sweet? Busy and did a lot of things. Long winded? Someone’s bullshitting.

It’s about 85% predictive for my team - if someone consistently takes long to describe their work yesterday and work today then they will miss their deliverables.