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The Dunning-Krueger Effect for "Rockstar" Developers

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the trick is never taking anyone seriously

Iโ€™ve completely detached from it at this point, after that shitshow of an interview.

Iโ€™ve got another one tomorrow and I think Iโ€™ll just drink enough โ€˜fe so I can block it out of my mind.

Trying too hard

all of the rockstar developers I know have imposter syndrome instead of dunning krueger

HR moved it right up against my lunch break, so I guess Iโ€™m taking a half hour for lunch then.

Fucking HR pricks.

Trying too hard

Maybe this interview wonโ€™t be so bad - itโ€™s someone fresh out of college with no prior work experience and they even wrote a formal cover letter.

Trying too hard

grill them on zoomer memes

core omega phage

They graduated toward the top of their class from their university and rated themselves a four out of five in their Java experience (where one is โ€œwrote a few programs in itโ€ and five is โ€œcan give a big conference talk about itโ€), but couldnโ€™t tell us the difference between an array, ArrayList, and a HashMap in Java.

They had heard of a HashMap but never used it before.

This is a graduate of a four year university computer science program and they donโ€™t know what a HashMap is, or when youโ€™d use it.

We asked them to do an exercise with key/value pairs and they implemented it in Java with a linear search through parallel arrays.

They rated themselves highly in Python as well. I wonder if they ever used a Python dict before.

They nailed the troubleshooting task though.

โง Edited by MasterOfMagic at 2022-03-10 00:35:362022-03-10 00:35
Trying too hard

python my dict

core omega phage

are they not working summer jobs/internships?

core omega phage

They listed no professional programming experience - no internships, research experience, or summer jobs. They said they were looking for a job while they got their masters.

The only other job they listed on their resume was at a factory.

Trying too hard

This is the most junior software engineer position we have that isnโ€™t an internship, and it is entry level.

Trying too hard

do kids even know what phreaking was anymore

core omega phage

Blue boxing but itโ€™s the blue Among Us character throwing switches in Electrical

Trying too hard

From: MasterOfMagic at 2022-03-10 03:14:12
Blue boxing but itโ€™s the blue Among Us character throwing switches in Electrical

core omega phage

From: MasterOfMagic at 2022-03-10 00:31:07
They graduated toward the top of their class from their university and rated themselves a four out of five in their Java experience (where one is โ€œwrote a few programs in itโ€ and five is โ€œcan give a big conference talk about itโ€), but couldnโ€™t tell us the difference between an array, ArrayList, and a HashMap in Java.

They had heard of a HashMap but never used it before.

man what the fuck

From: cosban at 2022-03-10 21:47:46

From: MasterOfMagic at 2022-03-10 00:31:07
They graduated toward the top of their class from their university and rated themselves a four out of five in their Java experience (where one is โ€œwrote a few programs in itโ€ and five is โ€œcan give a big conference talk about itโ€), but couldnโ€™t tell us the difference between an array, ArrayList, and a HashMap in Java.

They had heard of a HashMap but never used it before.

man what the fuck

They were the first candidate Iโ€™ve interviewed for these positions to send me a personal thank you note to my public work email address. It didnโ€™t help their evaluation, but it was nice.

Trying too hard

From: cosban at 2022-03-10 21:47:46

From: MasterOfMagic at 2022-03-10 00:31:07
They graduated toward the top of their class from their university and rated themselves a four out of five in their Java experience (where one is โ€œwrote a few programs in itโ€ and five is โ€œcan give a big conference talk about itโ€), but couldnโ€™t tell us the difference between an array, ArrayList, and a HashMap in Java.

They had heard of a HashMap but never used it before.

man what the fuck

bassโ€™d
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